10. Paramedics have to bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the La-Z-Boy.
9. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat!
8. You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
7. Friday you set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
6. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
5. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5,000.”
4. That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
3. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
2. You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
And the No. 1 sign you overdid it at Thanksgiving dinner:
1. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard and delete this. – Unknown
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Bible teacher and author Tony Cooke graduated from RHEMA Bible Training Center in 1980 and received degrees from North Central University (Bachelor's in Church Ministries) and Liberty University (Master's in Theological Studies/Church History). His ministerial background includes pastoral ministry, teaching in Bible schools, and directing a ministerial association. Tony's passion for teaching the Bible has taken him to more than thirty nations and nearly all fifty states. He is the author of a dozen books, of which, various titles have been translated and published in eight other languages. Tony and his wife, Lisa, reside in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, and are the parents of two adult children.